I recently saw Superman Returns on the big screen and i couldn't help asking myself questions about these superheroes:
1. Why are Superman and Spiderman's alter-egoes such loosers?
2. In the animated series Justice League, Wonder Woman can fly - so why does she need an invisible jet?
3. How does Superman get a haircut? (normal scissors won't work)
4. Why is Batman considered a superhero?
5. What's the secret of Clark Kent's eyeglasses?
6. Which superhero has the most active sex life (if any)?
... i'll think of some more
