- Surprisingly, my body systems are functioning at about 75% of normal and are still capable of handling the stormy weather this coming week.;
- Although I didn't loose any body parts, my muscles and limbs at capable of exerting only 64 % of their total strength due to exhaustive preparations made for the bad weather.
- Microscopic examination of my brain showed that 60% of my neurons were swelling due to working too hard. Fortunately no signs of ischemia was seen
- My immune system has managed to defeat 55% of opportunistic bacteria and viruses that managed to pass through my physical barriers. Hopefully, they'll manage to prevent me from getting sick once I catch up on sleep.
- Unfortunately only 40% of the enzymes in my body are functioning right now. This is an unexpected turn of events and how it will affect the big picture is still not known.
- thankfully, 68% of legal impediments to my posting of the next forecast have been settled and the remaining complainants have agreed to settle out of court.
Unboxing the Boya mini wireless lavalier mic
2 months ago